Sunday, August 21, 2005
WonderlFul `
by StupiD at 8/21/2005 12:17:00 AM
start from 19-8-2005 to 21-8-2005 got a talk by a PAster Yan from canada .. his talk is intersting .. guys .. can go 4 it .. at Xin Fu yuan Tan .. opposite d TELEKOM d ...
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Monday, July 25, 2005
Office staff
by nobody at 7/25/2005 10:21:00 PM
Have you ever wondered why office staff is always dead? They are tired by the end of the day and companies require no further physical fitness programmes for their employees----- The reason is that~~
Everyone gets enough exercise by :
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Everyone gets enough exercise by :
Jumping to conclusions
Beating round the bush
Running down the boss
Going around the circles
Dragging their feet
Passing the buck
Climbing the ladder
Wading through paperwork
Pulling strings
Throwing their weight around
Stretching the truth
Bending the rules
Pushing thier luck
No wonder they are all tired at the end of the day....Beating round the bush
Running down the boss
Going around the circles
Dragging their feet
Passing the buck
Climbing the ladder
Wading through paperwork
Pulling strings
Throwing their weight around
Stretching the truth
Bending the rules
Pushing thier luck
Sunday, July 24, 2005
post-excitement of going to church. not.
by chloe at 7/24/2005 08:43:00 AM
a-heyheyhey. ooh so rock and roll.
hah. it's been awhile. since i posted. yes?
alright. it's freaking early in the morning. im still groggy. and i have to go to church in say, half an hour's time. yeah, and to think i slept at 3 in the morning. morning church services really annoy the crap out of me sometimes. not that church is bad. but the timing is.
i am excited to go to church today. why? because there's alan. yes. alan. he's 12 or 13, he looks like one of the members from the beatles (with the buzz cut), he has the most flexible limbs, ever. when he sings along to songs (and boy, he sings LOOOUD) , his arms will gradually start to fly around, ceaselessly. it wont end. until the whole singspiration thing is over. very scary. yes. but very entertaining.today's plan is to imitate his moves. i am so. excited. yeah i know it's gonna be hard cause i dont have flying limbs. but i'll try. we'll see how it turns out. because i just MIGHT. not feel like doing it at the last minute. i am very self contradictory. it's in my genes.
and then there's terrence. whoa that angsty boy. his msn screenname was er, i HATE u!! damn.. im so angry i feel like doin somethin.. and some fuck yous in his personal message.so. emo.and to think he listens to The Killers. one of MY favourite bands. so degrading. tsk. The Killers are supposed to make one happy, not make them emo and wanting to kill their friends!@!?@ sheesh terrence. grow up. btw, he used to listen to celine dion and such. die celine die. only queers listen to her. @#)%@.
wait. does he read this? hohoho. i am not who you think i am, terrence. believe me, im not. im actually timothy su. harharhar.
so anyway, since terrence is being so emo these days. we joked about him not being able to control his anger and turning into some The Hulk-ish person/thing and start thrashing chairs around. flying chairs. ahh..and, supposedly one chair is to fall upon alan. or something. see, we have the whole scene planned out, so perfectly. ..we have too much time on our hands. (yes i meant you, ym. since im tim :))
somehow i feel so ..limited. it's like i cant completely write what i want. knowing it's to be read by people and such. publicity = bad.
ok, time's up. *flexes arms*
HAH.bye my sweets.
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hah. it's been awhile. since i posted. yes?
alright. it's freaking early in the morning. im still groggy. and i have to go to church in say, half an hour's time. yeah, and to think i slept at 3 in the morning. morning church services really annoy the crap out of me sometimes. not that church is bad. but the timing is.
i am excited to go to church today. why? because there's alan. yes. alan. he's 12 or 13, he looks like one of the members from the beatles (with the buzz cut), he has the most flexible limbs, ever. when he sings along to songs (and boy, he sings LOOOUD) , his arms will gradually start to fly around, ceaselessly. it wont end. until the whole singspiration thing is over. very scary. yes. but very entertaining.today's plan is to imitate his moves. i am so. excited. yeah i know it's gonna be hard cause i dont have flying limbs. but i'll try. we'll see how it turns out. because i just MIGHT. not feel like doing it at the last minute. i am very self contradictory. it's in my genes.
and then there's terrence. whoa that angsty boy. his msn screenname was er, i HATE u!! damn.. im so angry i feel like doin somethin.. and some fuck yous in his personal message.so. emo.and to think he listens to The Killers. one of MY favourite bands. so degrading. tsk. The Killers are supposed to make one happy, not make them emo and wanting to kill their friends!@!?@ sheesh terrence. grow up. btw, he used to listen to celine dion and such. die celine die. only queers listen to her. @#)%@.
wait. does he read this? hohoho. i am not who you think i am, terrence. believe me, im not. im actually timothy su. harharhar.
so anyway, since terrence is being so emo these days. we joked about him not being able to control his anger and turning into some The Hulk-ish person/thing and start thrashing chairs around. flying chairs. ahh..and, supposedly one chair is to fall upon alan. or something. see, we have the whole scene planned out, so perfectly. ..we have too much time on our hands. (yes i meant you, ym. since im tim :))
somehow i feel so ..limited. it's like i cant completely write what i want. knowing it's to be read by people and such. publicity = bad.
ok, time's up. *flexes arms*
HAH.bye my sweets.
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Heartware
by nobody at 7/23/2005 01:00:00 PM
This is sth for u guys..
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Customer: I have this new program. I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programmes runningright now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are running?
Customer: Let me see... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off... Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary untill GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes it is. You should recieve a message that says it will install for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says, "ERROR 412 --- PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet run on your HEART. It's one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE"
your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF_ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent, you're getting good at this.
Customer: Thanks.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files then copy them to the "MY HEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it's completely gone and never comes back .
Customer: Got it. Hey! my HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Oh, and one more thing before I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some realy neat modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you so much...!!!! (SFX: MUAKSS~~*)
CS Rep: Ahahahaa.. *blush*...
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programmes runningright now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are running?
Customer: Let me see... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off... Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary untill GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes it is. You should recieve a message that says it will install for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says, "ERROR 412 --- PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but has not yet run on your HEART. It's one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE"
your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF_ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent, you're getting good at this.
Customer: Thanks.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files then copy them to the "MY HEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it's completely gone and never comes back .
Customer: Got it. Hey! my HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Oh, and one more thing before I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some realy neat modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you so much...!!!! (SFX: MUAKSS~~*)
CS Rep: Ahahahaa.. *blush*...
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
GuyS... I am Back ~~
by StupiD at 7/20/2005 09:23:00 PM
hai guys .. i am back .. n i will also going to disappear again soon .. lolz .. mum not let me to online too often ..can say as once a week.. lolz .. bout edward last few post ... i feel very happy coz i am inside the pic ~~ lolz
hahahahahahhahahah so happy bout tat .. post again next time ... mum scold again .. haha ~~ tats all .. take care my friends .. n hav a nice day everyday .... =) tim .. sorry 4 not post 4 so long time .. haha ... wil post smth again ~~ SOON ... see ya ~~~~
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hahahahahahhahahah so happy bout tat .. post again next time ... mum scold again .. haha ~~ tats all .. take care my friends .. n hav a nice day everyday .... =) tim .. sorry 4 not post 4 so long time .. haha ... wil post smth again ~~ SOON ... see ya ~~~~
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Moving
by Boy at 7/16/2005 10:40:00 PM
Okay. Any posts posted after this post shall not be on the new blog. More Information tomorrow.
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i have more interesting pictures
by chloe at 7/16/2005 09:53:00 PM
see, so simple, yet..so pretty.
conclusion: nick valensi is gorgeousssisisisimooo
mm..
